SAVE YOURSELF!

My advise to all planning a wedding:

DON'T! Run away run far far away and ELOPE! Save yourself from all your cray relatives! If they can't handle a simple Christmas Dinner once a year don't think they can pull it together for a wedding! If they get completely loaded and embarassing its not going to change, they're still going to be embarassingly wasted! If they are horrible planners and can't even plan a random tuesday THEY can NOT pull it together to plan your bachlorette party! If they can't remember to bring they're keys with them when they get out of the car they will NOT remember to call the limo and schedule the pick up time!

Seriously... ELOPE!